{"id":48439,"date":"2018-11-26T08:28:47","date_gmt":"2018-11-26T07:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/?p=48439"},"modified":"2018-11-26T08:28:47","modified_gmt":"2018-11-26T07:28:47","slug":"bir-krve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/bir-krve\/","title":{"rendered":"Bir k*rve\u2019!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Autor: Artur ZHEJI<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

Sa posht\u00eb po bie o vlla! Je n\u00eb sindrom\u00ebn e Sali Berish\u00ebs, n\u00eb or\u00ebn e vet m\u00eb t\u00eb keqe, kur shante nominalisht, me ku\u00e7 e me ma\u00e7, gazetar\u00eb e opozitar\u00eb\u2026 Por, ndryshe nga ty, q\u00eb po t\u00eb zvoshket boja q\u00eb lyen nevojtoret e f\u00eblliqura t\u00eb vart\u00ebsve t\u00eb tu hajdut\u00eb me \u00e7izme, Saliu, nuk guxoi kurr\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7onte si kryeminist\u00ebr, Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb n\u00eb buz\u00eb t\u00eb gremin\u00ebs, pas Piramidave t\u00eb vitit t\u00eb tmerrsh\u00ebm \u201997.<\/p>\n

T\u00eb kujtohet kur m\u00eb mbaje 1 or\u00eb n\u00eb telefon, q\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00eb bindje, q\u00eb t\u00eb sulmoja hapur Rrug\u00ebn q\u00eb do na lidhte me Kosov\u00ebn? Ndon\u00ebse kisha kritika p\u00ebr Saliun, shpesh brinj\u00eb m\u00eb brinj\u00eb, nuk e b\u00ebra dot, sepse e dija, po aq mir\u00eb sa ty, q\u00eb kompanit\u00eb e huaja q\u00eb kishin marr\u00eb tenderin e madh, ishin edhe kompani lobiste, q\u00eb soll\u00ebn presidentin Bush n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri pas ca kohe. Ishin kompani t\u00eb tilla, q\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb t\u00eb jepnin n\u00ebn banak zarfa shum\u00ebmilion\u00ebshe.<\/p>\n

Tani, ti p\u00ebrtyp, si \u00e7\u00ebm\u00e7ak\u00ebz, emrat tan\u00eb, n\u00eb mblla\u00e7itjet e tua trishtake, idhnake dhe acide, por gjithmon\u00eb e m\u00eb pak simpatike. Lundrove bukur t\u00ebr\u00eb k\u00ebto vite, vlla i dashur, me talentin e batutave t\u00eb tua, her\u00eb t\u00eb sajuara prej teje dhe her\u00eb mjesht\u00ebrisht t\u00eb vjedhura, por gjith\u00ebsesi t\u00eb l\u00ebvdueshme p\u00ebr nga humori dhe n\u00ebnteksti i holl\u00eb e artistik. Shqiptar\u00ebt, t\u00eb b\u00ebn\u00eb kryeminist\u00ebr dhe t\u00eb mbajn\u00eb si pasha mbi supe plot 21 vjet. K\u00ebrceve shpejt, edhe n\u00eb diet\u00ebn t\u00ebnde ushqimore, nga picat e Juvenilies, te karkalecat krudo, merluci i filetuar dhe vera e shtrenjt\u00eb. Nga unaza e tunxhit, te rrobaqep\u00ebsit q\u00eb d\u00ebrgon ti marrin me charter.<\/p>\n

Nga nj\u00eb djal\u00eb populli, anti rregjim, n\u00eb nj\u00eb diktatoruc, llocur n\u00eb nj\u00eb loj\u00eb t\u00eb fort\u00ebsh e bandash, n\u00eb nj\u00eb skem\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00eb kupole kastash, q\u00eb nj\u00eb milion euro, ja hedhin prostitutave q\u00eb ja mbrrijn\u00eb t\u00eb rindezin orgazmat e tyre t\u00eb shuara. Dhe duket se nuk del dot m\u00eb, nga ky klub, plot bira k..vash, q\u00eb t\u00eb kan\u00eb shndrruar edhe ty, dikur shpres\u00eb reale p\u00ebr ndryshim, nj\u00eb nj\u00eb klloun q\u00eb ke l\u00ebn\u00eb penelin, p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb fur\u00e7\u00ebn, p\u00ebr t\u00eb lyer e p\u00ebr t\u00eb fshehur halet\u00eb e dhjera t\u00eb m\u00ebkatar\u00ebve q\u00eb ke p\u00ebr partner t\u00eb sot\u00ebm.<\/p>\n

Vlla i dashur, un\u00eb nuk quhem Artur Kadriu, ashtu si edhe ti nuk quhesh Edi Rrumpalla, por q\u00eb je duke mbjell\u00eb nj\u00eb rrumpallhan\u00eb, sepse nuk ke kthjellt\u00ebsin\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb duhet p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb me syt\u00eb e tu, q\u00eb jan\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb e m\u00eb t\u00eb dehur dhe t\u00eb veshur me nj\u00eb vello, nga ku nuk dep\u00ebrton dot realiteti. Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb faji im, q\u00eb ti dhe puthador\u00ebt e tu, tenderojn\u00eb p\u00ebr 40 milion euro ve\u00e7 2km autostrad\u00eb qytetase, kompanis\u00eb t\u00ebnde t\u00eb Sallillarit t\u00eb partis\u00eb, q\u00eb e ke b\u00ebr\u00eb pjes\u00eb t\u00eb propagand\u00ebs t\u00ebnde dhe q\u00eb pun\u00ebson si hekuraxhi, varfanjakun e spoteve t\u00eb tua delirante.<\/p>\n

Un\u00eb t\u00eb rri p\u00ebrball\u00eb dhe nuk m\u00eb ke paguar asnj\u00ebher\u00eb ndonj\u00eb drek\u00eb, por, p\u00ebrs\u00ebri kafshoj gjuh\u00ebn t\u00eb them e t\u00eb shkruaj, se \u00e7far\u00eb kam b\u00ebr\u00eb un\u00eb n\u00eb favorin t\u00ebnd, n\u00eb dit\u00ebt e tua t\u00eb v\u00ebshtira, q\u00eb nuk kan\u00eb zgjatur pak dhe kur ke qen\u00eb shum\u00eb af\u00ebr Hotelit 313, nga ku t\u00eb shp\u00ebtoi nj\u00eb Prokuror q\u00eb e b\u00ebre m\u00eb pas deputet\u2026 Rri e mbaj vendin q\u00eb ke, p\u00ebr aq sa e ke, mos p\u00ebrgjak popullin dhe mos mblla\u00e7it n\u00eb goj\u00ebn t\u00ebnde emrat e gazetar\u00ebve, por merru n\u00ebse mundesh, me kopen\u00eb e ujq\u00ebrve q\u00eb ke n\u00eb qeveri, e mbaju dor\u00ebn n\u00eb vjedhjet q\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb dit\u00ebn p\u00ebr diell, se po thyejn\u00eb \u00e7do rekord!<\/p>\n

B\u00ebn dot nj\u00eb autokatharsis? Do kesh mb\u00ebshtetje her\u00ebt apo von\u00eb! Kap dot p\u00ebr leckash ndonj\u00eb bandit nga ministrat e tu, e ta \u00e7osh nga veshi n\u00eb burg? Do t\u00eb themi bravo! E hap dot sht\u00ebpin\u00eb t\u00ebnde bunker p\u00ebr kamerat, q\u00eb t\u00eb rr\u00ebzosh legjendat se vet\u00ebm dyshemen\u00eb e saj e ke porositur me materialet m\u00eb t\u00eb kushtueshmet n\u00eb bot\u00eb? B\u00ebje dhe shum\u00eb goj\u00eb mbyllen vetevetiu! I d\u00ebmshp\u00ebrblen dot 350 familjet e Astirit? 4-5 milion\u00eb euro duhen, aq sa harxhojn\u00eb kastat e t\u00eb pasurve p\u00ebr operacione plastike, p\u00ebr zuzk\u00ebrin\u00eb e shtrenjt\u00eb t\u00eb veshur me Hermes dhe Gucci, dhe ca udh\u00ebtime sekrete n\u00eb Maladive, apo aq sa kushtojn\u00eb jahtet n\u00eb Capri, t\u00eb disa prej ministrave t\u00eb tu\u2026.<\/p>\n

Porse, mister Rrumpalla alias kryeminist\u00ebr, je vet\u00eb peng dhe sh\u00ebrb\u00ebtor i tyre dhe kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb keqardhja e thell\u00eb e imja personale p\u00ebr ty, vlla. Sepse, nuk e fsheh, mendoj se t\u00eb largohesh, \u00ebsht\u00eb tani koha, por jo t\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrz\u00ebn\u00eb me t\u00ebrs\u00ebllim\u00eb e kano\u00e7e, se kishe nj\u00eb barr\u00eb talent e mendje t\u00eb zhvilluar, por deliri dhe veset q\u00eb t\u00eb mundojn\u00eb, po t\u00eb marrin n\u00eb qaf\u00eb dhe po rrezikojn\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb q\u00eb nuk t\u00eb ka asnj\u00eb borxh! Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00c7\u00ebshtja!<\/p>\n

Un\u00eb edhe mund ta mbyll goj\u00ebn, por shqiptar\u00ebt t\u00eb p\u00ebrgojojn\u00eb \u00e7do dit\u00eb, n\u00eb kuvlin\u00eb e ndrojtjes dhe frik\u00ebs s\u00eb tyre, q\u00eb po u del dit\u00eb pas dite, mister Rrumpalla, Kadri Kazani apo Kazan Kadri Rrumpalla i Par\u00eb\u2026 Tung, dhe po t\u00eb kujtoj nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb t\u00eb urt\u00eb nga gjyshja ime q\u00eb ti e njeh, si un\u00eb q\u00eb njihja dhe adhuroja zonj\u00ebn Vera, gjyshen t\u00ebnde fisnike: \u201cB\u00ebhu pishman q\u00eb fole dhe mos u b\u00eb pishman q\u00eb s\u2019fole!\u201d<\/p>\n

*Opinionet e autor\u00ebve nuk paraqesin domosdoshm\u00ebrisht edhe opinionin e Prizren Post.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sa posht\u00eb po bie o vlla! Je n\u00eb sindrom\u00ebn e Sali Berish\u00ebs, n\u00eb or\u00ebn e vet m\u00eb t\u00eb keqe, kur shante nominalisht, me ku\u00e7 e me ma\u00e7, gazetar\u00eb e opozitar\u00eb\u2026 Por, ndryshe nga ty, q\u00eb po t\u00eb zvoshket boja q\u00eb lyen nevojtoret e f\u00eblliqura t\u00eb vart\u00ebsve t\u00eb tu hajdut\u00eb me \u00e7izme, Saliu, nuk guxoi kurr\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":48440,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4844],"class_list":["post-48439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinione","tag-artur-zheji"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48439\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}