{"id":61070,"date":"2020-11-11T20:15:55","date_gmt":"2020-11-11T19:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/?p=61070"},"modified":"2021-06-25T16:16:31","modified_gmt":"2021-06-25T14:16:31","slug":"harruet-se-gjithcka-sblehet-edhe-fale-nqofte-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/harruet-se-gjithcka-sblehet-edhe-fale-nqofte-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Harruet se gjith\u00e7ka s’blehet edhe fal\u00eb n’qoft\u00eb II"},"content":{"rendered":"

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(Rr\u00ebfimi i dyt\u00eb te Gjeneral Ademi)<\/p>\n

Jo, p\u00ebrgjigj\u00ebn s’e mora prej Ibrahimit n’Velani!
\nS’do ta marr as prej teje n’Prekaz e di, por fjal\u00ebn dikujt po m’duhet me ia than\u00eb.
\nAta s’na mor\u00ebn Adem!<\/p>\n

Shkuem tue ngreh vetvet\u00ebn me lakun e lidhun rreth qaf\u00ebs, si gurin e \u00c7akorrit t’falun. Kull\u00ebs e Debelldes\u00eb!<\/p>\n

E votuem zezdit\u00ebn n’Parlament, tash e pes\u00eb vite para, tue kujtua se grop\u00ebn po ia bajm\u00eb v\u00ebllaut e kullosat e bleme me krunde po na mbesin badihava!<\/p>\n

S’i denuem ne, se f\u00ebmij\u00ebt tan\u00eb. S’i mallkuem! S’folem!
\n\u00c7lirimtar\u00eb zbrit\u00ebn nga malet e si t\u00eb till\u00eb i ruejt\u00ebm.
\nJo Gjeneral. S’i spiunuem!<\/p>\n

S’pati nevoj\u00eb, se dy dekada fol\u00ebn deputet\u00ebt, ata q\u00eb paten imunitet.
\nKu guxuem ne?!<\/p>\n

I quejt\u00ebn vras\u00ebs! Hajna t’milionave! Bosa t’hoteleve! Padrona t’karburanteve, cigareve, sht\u00ebpive luksoze! Bile edhe Roze! Shit\u00ebsit e atdheut. Po se \u00c7akorrin e shit\u00ebn p\u00ebr postin e Kryeministrit!
\nE ata t’inatosun p\u00ebrgjigjeshin: Jemi vipa, jemi pushtet, jemi \u00e7lirimtar\u00eb! Komandanta jemi.<\/p>\n

\u00c7’jan\u00eb milionat? Secili n’Kosov\u00eb i ka nga dy milion!
\nE veteran\u00ebt bajshin vetvrasje! K\u00ebta p\u00ebkuleshin t\u00eb varret e xhelatit!
\nE fjala shkoi n’Special\u00ebn e votueme nga vet ata.<\/p>\n

K\u00ebta shkuen tue ngreh lakun e tue mpreh thik\u00ebn vet, si cjapi t\u00eb kasapi.
\nTash milionat na i merr Malejzia, Anglia, Franca, Gjermania…! Avoket\u00ebt na i marrin Gjeneral Adem, neve, jo atyne, se paret e popullit jan\u00eb! E pap veteran\u00ebt vdesin n’skamje!<\/p>\n

Ata do t’kthehen Gjeneral, se hajnit\u00eb s’jan\u00eb krime po thon\u00eb. Evrop\u00ebn s’e kan\u00eb vjedh\u00eb, po Kosov\u00ebn. Aiii, pun\u00eb e madhe! Do t’vonohen pak mu kthye, por sht\u00ebpit\u00eb luksoze e pasunin\u00eb aty do ta ken\u00eb, si\u00e7 i gjet\u00ebn para tyne Fatmiri e Ramushi e do t’bajn\u00eb yrish me iu fut\u00eb prap pushtetit n’gji p\u00ebr me mujt\u00eb me i kthye milionat e humbun! E prap do t’grushtohen p\u00ebr postin e Presidentit e t’Kryeministrit<\/p>\n

Sa t’marr\u00eb jemi more Gjeneral Adem! Dy dekada i kemi mallkua e p\u00ebr dy minuta na shtin\u00eb n’gjynah kur i pam\u00eb n’gjykatore! A kaq\u00eb t\u00eb dhimbsh\u00ebm ishin edhe me ty? Un\u00eb tre muej bajsha prova n’sken\u00eb, p\u00ebr me mujt\u00eb me i mall\u00ebngjye treqind spektator\u00eb n’sall\u00eb, e k\u00ebta p\u00ebr vet\u00ebm dy minuta pa kurrfar\u00eb provash, i mall\u00ebngjyen tre milion shqiptar\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Jo, ne s’na lan\u00eb as shiu as lumi as deti! Lindem t’shp\u00ebrlam\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Autor: \u00c7un Laj\u00e7i<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Rr\u00ebfimi i dyt\u00eb te Gjeneral Ademi) Jo, p\u00ebrgjigj\u00ebn s’e mora prej Ibrahimit n’Velani! S’do ta marr as prej teje n’Prekaz e di, por fjal\u00ebn dikujt po m’duhet me ia than\u00eb. Ata s’na mor\u00ebn Adem! Shkuem tue ngreh vetvet\u00ebn me lakun e lidhun rreth qaf\u00ebs, si gurin e \u00c7akorrit t’falun. Kull\u00ebs e Debelldes\u00eb! E votuem zezdit\u00ebn […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":61071,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[5414],"class_list":["post-61070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kulture","tag-cun-lajci"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61070"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61074,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61070\/revisions\/61074"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/61071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/prizrenpost.com\/al\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}