The Mayor of the Municipality, Totaj, has today presented a package of “urgent” decisions that are expected to transform the city… or at least make it viral for 24 hours 😅

🚴‍♂️ Free bicycles for every citizen – especially now in the oil crisis, when the price has exceeded 1.80 cents… and because of the “luxury” parking lots in the center that cost more than a coffee ☕️ !

– Bonus surprise: one day a year, the Municipality will pay for all the parking spaces in the center with its own funds, as a response to the Government

– International festival of baklava, salep and boza – where competition is strong, the diet is handed over without a fight… while municipal subsidies, as always, go to “the familiar”

– Air taxi over Shatërvan – for those who don’t have the nerve for traffic… nor for hello.

– Lumbardhi will be lit up like Las Vegas – so that even evening walks will have a little “show” and a little more electricity bills.

– Traffic lights with public voting and a few roundabouts – democracy even in traffic… this time without vote manipulation (promise! 🤫)

– Public WiFi that works perfectly… except when you don’t need it.

– And finally: every the road under construction will be completed “within the deadline”… but it is not known which deadline? 

According to the mayor, these projects are “ready for implementation”… they are already waiting for April 2 to be forgotten.

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Source: prizrenpost